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JOKES {TOLI OOH TOLI} – FOR THE DAY

KAKALIKABI & SON
TITTLE: KAKALIKABI THE THIEF

KAKALIKABI AND HIS SON WENT TO THE MARKET TO STEAL  “KOBI ” -SALTED TILIPIA”,

UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM THEY WERE CAUGHT.

THE TOMATOES SELLER WHO WAS DIRECTLY OPPOSITE WITH THE “KOBI SELLER” SAW THEM WHEN
SHE SCREAMED  “JILO !!!EEEH JILO”….THE THIEVES ARE AROUND OOH SOMEBODY HELP OOH.
WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME  KAKALIKABI AND SON
WERE CROWDED BY THE MARKET PEOPLE AND ONE GUY FROM NO WHERE TOLD THE CROWD LETS BEAT THEM , THEY WERE NOT SPARED AT ALL,

THEY WERE BEATING MERCILESSLY ,BUT KAKALIKABI WAS ABLE TO NOTIFY THE PAINTER “WHO SAID LETS BEAT THEM”.
TWO DAYS LATER KAKALIKABI AND HIS SON WERE GOING TO VISIT THE COMMUNITY HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT.WHEN THEY GOT THERE, HIS SON SAW THE PAINTER WHO LED IN BEATING THEM WHEN THEY WENT FOR STEALING IN THE MARKET.

HE QUICKLY TAPPED HIS DADDY…FATHER LOOK UP THERE CAN YOU SEE THE PAINTER YES THE PAINTER -KAKALIKABI RESPONDED.

THE PAINTER WAS PAINTING THE COMMUNITY HOSPITAL  WHICH IS  A FOUR STOREY BUILDING KAKALIKABI APPROACHED THE PAINTER WHO WAS ON A LADDER PAINTING THE  FORTH {4TH} FLOOR OF THE BUILDING.

THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM
KAKALIKABI :         HEY! MR.PAINTER DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

PAINTER           :       NOOOOOOOO!! I DON’T
          KAKALIKABI   : HE ASKED AGAIN! DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE THIEVES U CAUGHT AT THE MARKET.
PAINTER: YEAAAAH..THOSE THIEVES…. I NEVER SPARED THEM AT ALL, I REALLY DISCIPLINED THEM MERCILESSLY.

KAKALIKABI: IS THAT SO,WHAT ABOUT  THIS YOUNG MAN ALSO KAKALIKABI’S SON SHOWED IS WEIRD FACE TO THE PAINTER.

KAKALIKABI:   DO YOU REMEMBER HIM ALSO

PAINTER : EEEIII..YES OOH THAT WAS THE THIEF’S PARTNER.

KAKALIKABI : OOH I SEE, YOU DO REMEMBER HIM BUT YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE ME.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE ARE THE THIEVES, WE ARE STILL IN OPERATION SO PLEASE WE ARE TAKING THE LADDER AWAY SO FIND SOME WHERE TO HUNG YOUR BODY IN THE AIR..
LOL

ADWEN K3SIE FOR YOU…hahahahahahahaha

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KAKALIKABI & SON
TITLE : KAKALIKABI THE PASTOR

KAKALIKABI WAS PREACHING ABOUT HAVING FAITH IN THE LORD IN HIS CHURCH. ON ONE FAITHFUL SUNDAY,
IN EVERYTHING YOU DO YOU MUST HAVE FAITH IN THE LORD. HE KEPT ON SAYING AS A CHILD OF GOD YOU SHOULD HAVE FAITH EVEN WHEN YOU ARE AT THE POINT OF DEATH .
HE DID NOT NOTICE  HE WAS DISTURBING “TOGBUI SHITO” WHO LIVES BEHIND THE CHURCH.
“TOGBUI SHITO” WANTED TO SLEEP DUE TO THE STRESS HE FACED WHEN HE  WORKED ALL NIGHT IN HIS SHRINE.
BUT HE COULDN’T SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE LOUD SOUND EMANATING FROM THE CHURCH. TO TOGBUI SHITO, THIS WAS TOO NOISY BECAUSE IT CAME  DIRECTLY INTO HIS ROOM.HE GOT SOO ANGRY AND DECIDED TO TAKE A SERIOUS ACTION TO STOP THE SERVICE.
HE DASHED OUT OF HIS ROOM WITH A BIG CUTLASS IN HIS HAND WITH THE INTENTION OF BEHEADING EVERYONE IN THE CHURCH.
IMMEDIATELY HE ENTERED THE CHURCH, HE DRAGGED THE CUTLASS ON THE GROUND WHICH CAUSED A SPARKLING EFFECT AND THE WHOLE CONGREGATION WAS IN DEEP SILENCE
HE ROSE HIS DEEP VOICE  AND ASKED THE WHOLE CHURCH -” WHO SAID HE HAS FAITH?HE SHOULD SHOW UP AND I WOULD  BEHEAD HIM OR HER
EVERYONE WAS SCARED INCLUDING KAKALIKABI THE PASTOR.
TOGBUI SHITO POINTED THE CUTLASS TO AN OLD WOMAN WHO WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM AND ASKED HER WITH A COMMANDING VOICE-” DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAITH?”
THE OLD WOMAN SPOKE OUT WITH A SORROWFUL VOICE -“TOGBUI IS NOT MEE OOH IS THAT LITTLE BOY SITTING BESIDE THE PASTOR, HE IS THE PASTOR’S SON. HE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID HE HAS FAITH AS FOR ME I DONT HAVE FAITH AT ALL AT ALL.
TOGBUI SHITO THEN WALKED STRAIGHT TO KAKALIKABI’S SON AND ASKED HIM WITH A COMMANDING VOICE- “WERE YOU THE ONE WHO SAID YOU HAVE FAITH”?
KAKALIKABI’S SON WAS GRIPPED WITH FEAR AND POINTED HIS DADDY-IS NOT MEE OOH TOGBUI ..ITS MY FATHER KAKALIKABI WHO SAID HE HAS FAITH.
IMMEDIATELY THE DADDY GRABBED THE MICROPHONE AND SAID IN A COLD VOICE ……..
HERRRH!!! WHEN DID I TALK YOU PEOPLE SAY I GET FAITH…LOL

ADWENE K3SIE

JOKES {TOLI OOOOH TOLI FOR THE DAY}

Kakalikabi & Son

Title : Kakalikabi The Pilot

Kakalikabi the pilot was flying mad men from USA to Ghana.
During the journey the mad men started making noise in the plane
and his son happens to be wise amongst the mad men,  so he decided to prove to them all
Whiles they were flying, this was what happen.
Son :   He approach kakalikabi and told him he wants fly the plane.
Kakalikabi : ooo boy you wan fly plane abi.
Son: Papa, i dey correct pass all these mad men, so i fe fly this plane.
Kakaklikabi :Oo boy Go tell your fellow mad men to keep quiet before i will hand over the plane to you.
Son : only that !!! this one naa easy now ,make u give me 5 seconds i dey go shut dem all up
Kakalika: good boy…go do am.
Son :He returns Iin the next minute and the  plane was very quiet.
Son :Papa i don make am finish ooh ..  Papa you dey hear noise
kakalikabi: Kw33-how you do am my son.
Son :Papa your son na correct guy now,abi i  you know sey i don craze for 15 years now i no the game inside well well

i just talk them say we don reach our destination so i open the exist door give them make dem go outside.
Kakalikabi :Chineke maaay!!! you dont kill them -My son has done it again you don kill innocent people.
kakalikabi just collapse after hearing those words from his son

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Kakalikabi and Son

TITLE : Kakalikabi visits the toilet

Day one
Kakalikabi      : – My son i beg bring me some toilet paper make i clean my nyash hurry.
Son      :- Papa i dey bring am ooh

Day 2
Kakalikabi : – vist the toilet room again with no toilet paper

Kakalikabi : -My Pikin ..i beg bring me some toilet paper make i clean my “nyash”
This has being going for several days

Two Weeks later
Kakalikabi : My son i beg bring me some toilet paper make i clean my nyash i don finish shitting
Son : Papa the paper don get finish ooh …na only  one page E Lef
Kakalikabi : Nonsense bring the paper  and stop dey fool for there….i dey wait for u oooh.

 Son : Patient Papa i dey take come

Kakalikabi son’s brings the paper

Kakalikabi was about clean his Nyash when he saw this  on the paper
“Revelation chapter 22”
He screamed out loud
Kakalikabi : My Son where you dey ..oya come …this boy will kill me oooh
Kakalikabi: Are u aware u the paper you gave me you tear am from the bible
Son : aah!! Papa! you forget say all this while na Bible i dey tear give you…aaah you never know…all this while we begin from Genesis you never know , now we don reach revelation.Papa complete  am now…

Kakalikabi collapsed  after hearINGthe words from his son